Also, If You Make An "Organ Music" Joke I Will Kill You
Still with us? Good. If you are a fan of Monty Python's Flying Circus, you are simply out of luck, because it is those who are not (yet) fans of Monty Python who have the opportunity to discover Monty Python. So go discover it, but read the rest of this entry first, because initiation will take a while and we would not want you to get distracted.
But if you are a fan of Monty Python, there is a silver lining to the cloud. Only Python fans will experience the total frisson of delight that I did upon reading the BBC's story of the new statue of Terry Jones as the Nude Organist. His grin alone is worth the price of admission. Which is zero, unless the Beeb has put up a paywall, so that's a really pointless turn of phrase. Sorry. Sorry. Don't know what came over me there.