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Steve Jackson Games
You can currently choose from among 11 different colors of our Illuminati pin. We won't say "collect them all," because that might endanger your sanity. But you are cleared to own as many of these "eye-in-pyramid" pins as you think you need – and to lie to your friends about what they mean.
See below for the official public version of a partial guide to what the colors might mean (at the moment). You don't need cookies enabled on your browser, but chips and candy bars should be turned on . . . Whoops, forget you heard that.