Ninja Burger: Guaranteed Delivery Bumper Sticker

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Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less or we commit seppuku

Take pride in your work, and uphold the honor of your ancestors as you speedily deliver tasty hamburgers to the customers. With this bumper sticker on your car, other drivers will know to get out of your way. No one dares to cut off a rushed ninja who's trying to get that burger to the customer on time. The bumper sticker, printed in white on a ninja-appropriate black background, measures 8 ½" by 2 ¾".

This commitment to timely delivery can also be found in poster and shirt form.