Note: The Warehouse 23 Basement is currently undergoing renovation (for reasons that we are not at liberty to discuss). Submissions are still being accepted, but don't expect to see them for several months. We appreciate your patience, as it means we don't have to break out the Mind Control Lasers. Your name: Email address: Enter a brief description of the item/artifact: Sneaky Legal Disclaimer in Fine Print: By submitting this item, you agree to turn over all rights in it to the Secret Masters. We may use it as we wish - including printing it in the public version of our hidden agenda (sometimes known as Pyramid Magazine) or a future edition of Warehouse 23. Or we may decide mankind is not ready for it and hide it for another generation. Fnord. Tips on Submitting Warehouse Items The Secret Masters deeply appreciate your donations. We do, of course, preserve the anonymity of donors (most of the time). But to increase your chances of someday opening a box and finding something YOU submitted, here are a few tips: Keep it short and relatively simple. Don't go into an item's complete history, or describe seven different modes of operation. Feel free to leave something to the reader's imagination. Or even to leave a LOT to the reader's imagination. Very few Normals hit this page, and fewer still hit RELOAD. The words "seemingly ordinary" have been grossly overworked. Any sensible person opening a Warehouse box knows that if the item seems ordinary, it is probably capable of cracking the globe in two. We already have Jimmy Hoffa. Simple descriptions of items from fiction will not be accepted unless they are very, very subtle or clever. The Secret Masters don't want a new writeup of Excalibur or the Babel Fish, let alone the Batarang. Everybody KNOWS about them already. Be original. HTML code for italics, etc., is OK, but please don't use <P> or the like to divide the description into paragraphs. Entries with bad grammar, spelling errors, and other things that annoy the Warehouse staff (such as all-caps) will be thrown out.